When I started writing this blog, I figured that the only person who would ever read it would be me and Josh (and then Ben and his therapist in 20 years in an attempt to figure out how I screwed him up and for him to convey how completely bonkers I am). Lately, I have had many friends say "Oh, I read about such and such on your blog". I suddenly realized "OH SHIT!" I have basically created a public diary. To those of you who are smarter than I (most of you) you are probably thinking "Well DUH!" It still comes as a bit of a shock to me that people actually read my crazy ramblings. And then I attempt to mentally run through every word I have written here to figure out if I have said anything mean about that person. I just KNOW this will end badly.