I Need to be on 'What Not to Wear'

Last year I became a big fan of the BBC America show What Not to Wear. I first learned of the show when I was listening to the two women who host it on Fresh Air. Then I started watching it. SOOO funny. These two women are bossy and believe in a good bra. What's not to like? I have even gotten Josh hooked.After watchng a dozen or so episodes of this show and seeing patterns that repeat themselves with almost every woman, I have seen them in myself. I even followed the advice these women give and got a rave reviews at a party I went to. So after learning all this and even testing it successfully, have I changed? Noooo. That would be sensible. I prefer to sit on my couch in my sweatpants and make fun of other people. It's the American way, isn't it?