Things I Learned Today

Number one. Don't make coffee in the morning until you have already had a cup of coffee. If you do, then you forget to pour the water into the machine and instead leave it in the pot. This is why they invented Starbucks. So that you could have your first cup of joe handed to you by professionals.Number two. If you feel too fat to buy new clothes, you save a lot of money. We went to Target today and I really need some new clothes, so I figured I could buy cheapo ones at Target and get rid of them when I am back to my normal size (which will be ANY DAY NOW in pretendland). But even the thought of trying anything on left me in my ratty sweatpants once more. Score one for the bank account.