Motherhood Review 2008

This is a review of Bonnie's skills as a mother as dictated by her two sons, Ben and Sam. They feel that her abilites as a mother are generally fair, but that there is room for improvement. Her strengths are her affection for us and her play skills are excellent. She needs to work on her patience, her cooking skills, her laundry time schedule and her housekeeping abilities. She also needs to learn to play well with others and be a team player. And she needs to spend less time on her computer and reading her novels and more time meeting our constant needs. Our final suggestion is that she start taking speed. We think it might help in the energy department. We are looking forward to working with her in 2009 and are hopeful that she will take these suggestions under advisement. She has the raw material to be an excellent mother and we think that with a little motivation and a great deal of alcohol consumption, she will survive 2009 just fine.