Conversations with Ben

Ben is home today with a fever. So suffice it to say that no work is getting done. Every time I am out of his sight he calls for me to come back. He is not very talkative since he is sick, but I just had a funny exchange with him after I sneezed. Ben: You're supposed to say, "Excuse Me" when you sneeze.

Me: I did.

Ben: I didn't hear you.

Me: Well I did.

Ben: You are suposed to say it louder so I can hear.

Apparently I have given birth to Miss Manners' heir.