Puke for Thought

It's bad enough to have a sick child, but it's a real bummer when you're sick as well. I have a funny feeling that soon I will discover that one does not happen without the other. All you moms of older children are sitting at home laughing your asses off at me. Don't try to hide it. You know you are.The cold sucks, but lately I have developed nausea as well. Today as I am about to puke into the toilet, I am thinking "Who can I get to come over and take care of us?" I then proceeded to run through the list of all my friends trying to think of who could come and save us. While I was about to upchuck, this is what I am pondering. And then all I could think about was how grateful I was that Maricruz had just come that morning and cleaned the toilet. When I was pregnant and often kissing the porcelain, it was no god, let me tell you. More like an old, neglected, smelly relative. If I wasn't quite ready to vomit, the sight and smell of that disgusting toilet worked better than a finger down my throat. Luckily, the nausea passed. And no, I AM NOT PREGNANT!