The Hairdresser

I went to the hairdresser today for the first time in eight months. She did a good job, but I do miss the woman I saw in Berkeley, Mercelle. I did manage to pick up a few funny tidbits during my visit there. One was when the hairdresser said "God gives us children when He's ready and there is really nothing you can do about it". At which point I couldn't help thinking, loudly, YOU CAN HAVE SEX! THAT WILL HELP ALOT IF YOU WANT KIDS. And then there's BIRTH CONTROL if you don't. The other funny thing I heard was when this hipster looking guy came in with hair down to his shoulders and said to his haircare professional "I was told to come in here and get an adult haircut". Guess it's time for him to get a job.