Life in Shangrila

They always say that you can't go home again. Even though that may be true, it sure is nice to visit. We have been having such a nice time seeing old friends. We drove by a couple of places we used to live and I must have gotten used to living in "everything is bigger in Texas" because those places looked miniature. How did we manage to live in them and not kill each other? And everything seems SO expensive here. I honestly have no idea how people afford to live here. Seriously. Are you ALL selling drugs?